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Today's Humor

From: Anitha @ Fidelity (Bangalore)

Having just moved into his new office wagon, a pompous new colonel was at his desk when a soldier knocked on the door.
Conscious of his position, the colonel picked up the phone, told the signaller to enter, then said into the handset: "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."
Feeling he had sufficiently impressed the young signaller, he asked him what he wanted. "Nothing important sir" came the reply, "I'm just here to connect your telephone."

Today's IDEA

A stunning idea for a billboard, the lightbulb is equipped with downward facing motion sensors that activate the light whenever someone walks underneath the lightbulb.

Donts ...After Meal....

From: Kiranmayi @ adecco (Bangalore)

Don't smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).

Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.

Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.

Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.

Don't bathe - Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.

Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.

Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

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Today's PHOTOSHOP

Today's INFO

The Organs of your body have their sensory touches at the bottom of your foot, if you massage these points you will find relief from aches and pains as you can see the heart is on the left foot.

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Signs Found in Kitchens

Clean enough to be healthy
but dirty enough to be happy

So this isn't Home Sweet Home
Adjust!

Ring Bell for Maid Service.
If no answer do it yourself!

I clean house every other day.
Today is the other day!

My house was clean last week,
too bad you missed it!

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

If you don't like my standards of cooking.
Lower your standards.

Apology
My house doesn't always look like this
Some days it's even worse.

Help keep the kitchen clean
EAT OUT

Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

*My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.*

Shopping forever Housework, never!

Today's eMAIL

Like you, this man too, had a dream.

Like you, he too pushed his way into the crowded train

Like you, he too wanted to get going before he got delayed

Unlike you, he slipped and fell in the gap between the train and the platform at Kandivli station (Mumbai - India).
And eight bogies went over him
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Find out what happened to this man on

The man obviously has a guardian angel and supportive bystanders who told him exactly what he shouldn't do move. And so, the man lay absolutely still as eight bogies of the train passed over him centimeters from his head. Within seconds the 12-coach train passed and the man clambered out, unaided, unhurt, but too shocked to speak to us after his near-death experience

Nescafe: Zzzzz

Nothing wakes you up as Nescafe.

Are these Pens ???

From: Harish Venkatrayan

Google Maps >>> Get Directions
From: ajith 633
New York -> London
Step 23: Swim across the Atlantic Ocean: 3,462 mi

Amazing Paper Work