Today's Humor

From: Anitha @ Fidelity (Bangalore)

Having just moved into his new office wagon, a pompous new colonel was at his desk when a soldier knocked on the door.
Conscious of his position, the colonel picked up the phone, told the signaller to enter, then said into the handset: "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."
Feeling he had sufficiently impressed the young signaller, he asked him what he wanted. "Nothing important sir" came the reply, "I'm just here to connect your telephone."