Signs Found in Kitchens

Clean enough to be healthy
but dirty enough to be happy

So this isn't Home Sweet Home
Adjust!

Ring Bell for Maid Service.
If no answer do it yourself!

I clean house every other day.
Today is the other day!

My house was clean last week,
too bad you missed it!

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

If you don't like my standards of cooking.
Lower your standards.

Apology
My house doesn't always look like this
Some days it's even worse.

Help keep the kitchen clean
EAT OUT

Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

*My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.*

Shopping forever Housework, never!