Today's Humor

From: Anitha @ Fidelity(Bangalore)

Two drunkards were in a bar partying like fools. They were buying rounds like there was no tomorrow. They were dancing, calling each other "professor," and generally causing quite a stir. When asked why such a celebration, they boasted that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle & it only took them 2 months! "TWO MONTHS?!" cried the bartender. "That's ridiculous. It shouldn't take that long!!" "Oh yeah?" says one drunkard, "The box said 2-4 YEARS!"