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From : Dheeraj Thota @ Cognizant Technology Solutions (Chennai)

Without bad habits.........

A man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.
Suddenly an idea struck him.
He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar. The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea". He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health."
The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good". The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver". The man smiled again.
He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone". As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit."
Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you".
The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad habits looks like."
From : murali.k @ satyam ( united kingdom )

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This Advertisement for the new Honda Accord was shot in real time with no CGI involved in the sequence. It required 606 takes and cost $6 million to shoot and took 3 months to complete. for more >>> VISIT

From : rajarajan.g @ valsing ( Bangalore )

Today's PLACE

Kanyakumari ( Tamilnadu - INDIA )
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From : saravanan.s @ IFLEX solutions (chennai)

Today's SMS

Husband: Sweety, instead of my salary I will give you 5000 kisses. OK!

Guess what Wife said...........................?
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OK OK here is the reply..............
Wife: Fine dear. Then I will give 250 kisses to milkman, 500 to servant,and 200 to dhobi...
From : murali.k @ satyam ( united kingdom )

Einstein's Riddle

Albert Einstein said 98% of the world's population could not solve this logic problem. Why don't you give it a try?
There are 5 houses each with a different color. Their owners, each with a unique heritage, drinks a certain type of beverage, smokes a certain brand of cigarette, and keep a certain variety of pet. None of the owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigarette or drink the same beverage.
Who owns the fish?

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Clues:
The Brit lives in the red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the left of the white house.
The green house's owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Malls raises birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps a horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemasters also drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.
From : anand.s @ IFLEX solutions (Bangalore)

Charles Schultz Philosophy
From saravanan.s @ IFLEX solutions (chennai)

The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the "Peanuts" comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions.
Just read the text straight through, and you'll get the point.
1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America.
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.
5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winner for best actor and actress.
6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.
How did you do?
The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.
Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:
1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.
2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.
4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.
Easier?
The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care.

Today's PICTURE
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From : Dheeraj Thota @ Cognizant Technology Solutions (Chennai)

Realize the TrUe value

At 4 Years

My daddy is great.
At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.
At 10 Years
My daddy is good but is short tempered
At 12 Years
My daddy was very nice to me when I was young .
At 14 Years
My daddy is getting fastidious.
At 16 Years
My daddy is not in line with the current times.
At 18 Years
My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.
At 20 Years
Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how Mother puts up with him.
At 25 Years
Daddy is objecting to everything.
At 30 Years
It's becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scared of my father when I was young.
At 40 Years
Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I should do the same.
At 45 Years
I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.
At 50 Years
My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. I am unable to manage a single son.
At 55 Years
My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us. He is one of his kind and unique.
At 60 Years
My daddy is great.
Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the 1st stage.
Realize the true value of your parents before its too late .
From : saravanan.s @ IFLEX solutions (chennai)

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Watch the Mouth !!!
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From : saravanan.s @ IFLEX solutions (Chennai)

Today's PICTURE
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From : saravanan.s @ IFLEX solutions (Chennai)

Always tell your wife the truth

A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing lead to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?"
"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended upin fun with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and says..."You God damn liar!!! You were playing billiards again!!!"Morale of the story:
Always tell your wife the truth. She won't believe you anyway.
At least your conscience is clear.
From : Dr.J.Mariano Anto Bruno Mascarenhas @ Tuticorin

3D art (NEW)
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From : Dheeraj Thota @ Cognizant Technology Solutions (Chennai)

Love & time

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the ‘Feelings’ lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others, including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so they all prepared their boats and left. Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to stay until it started sinking. When Love was almost sinking, he decided to ask for help.

Richness was passing by Love in a beautiful boat.
Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?"
Richness answered, "No, I can't.. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you."

Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by,"Vanity, please help me!"
"I can't help you Love. You are all wet and can probably damage my boat," Vanity answered.

Sadness was close by so Love asked for help,"Sadness, let me go with you."
"Oh...Love, I am so sad that I prefer to go alone!"

Happiness passed by Love too, but she was so happy that she did not listen when Love called her!

Suddenly, there was a voice,"Come Love, I will take you." It was an elder.

Love became so happy that he even forgot to ask the elder her name. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went on her own way. Love asked Knowledge, another elder, the name of the elder who had helped him.
"It was Time," answered Knowledge.
"Time? But why did Time help me?" asked Love.
"Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is," answered Knowledge.
From : saravanan.s @ IFLEX solutions (chennai)

Today's PICTURE

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From : Hema Srinivasan @ Cognizant Technology Solutions (Chennai)

QUESTIONS THAT U CAN'T ANSWER !!!!! ?

Answers @ comments below
1. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
2. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
3. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?
4. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?
5. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
6. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
7. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the International Home Show," One of them was the father of the ther's son. How could this be possible?
8. A butcher in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall.What does he weigh?
Answers @ comments below
From : saravanan.s @ IFLEX solutions (Chennai)

Today's SITEINDIAN BLOOD DONORS
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Using Technology to Help Humanity
Join Indian Blood Donors. 24891 Blood Donors & Growing !
From : bhaskar sen sharma @ convergys (Hyderabad)

Today's PLACE

Mecca - the most holy city in islam
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From : saravanan.s @ IFLEX solutions ( Chennai )

Today's DOWNLOAD

can u dance like this !!!

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From : murali.k @ satyam ( united kingdom )

There are two ways of spreading lightto be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
From : saravanan.s @ IFLEX solutions (Chennai)

Today's SMS

There is a place
where I miss U,
where seeing every face i feel its u,
where every voice reminds me of u, every name resembles U,
We call it a ZOO!
From : Rajarajan @ Valsing (Bangalore)

Today's PICTURE
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From : Dheeraj Thota @ Cognizant Technology Solutions (Chennai)

Today's PLACE

Tanjore temple - a grandeur in Architecture @ 360>>> DOWNLOAD <<< ( pic - 221 KB) for more details visit
From : Hema Srinivasan @ Cognizant Technology Solutions (Chennai)

Have your name in google logo
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HABIT !!!!

A man goes to get his salary cheque and when he opens it he discovers that his employer has overpaid him by Rs.2000. He decides not to tell anybody and keeps quiet. At the end of the following month when he opens the cheque, he sees that he's been underpaid by Rs.2000. Fuming, he goes to have it out with his employer. 'Sir, I think you've made a mistake on my cheque.' 'And how do you figure that? his employer asks.
'It seems I've been underpaid by Rs.2000.'
'So?'
'No disrespect Sir, but I want my money.'
'Last month I overpaid you by Rs.2000 and you didn't complain so why now? '
'Well Sir, thing is I don't mind if you make a mistake once but if it becomes a habit I have to say something'
From : sada pragash senthil @ span systems (Bangalore)

Today's DOWNLOADVisa Stamping
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From : saravanan.s @ IFLEX solutions ( Chennai )

Can any history teacher explain this, if they can !
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the WhiteHouse.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born 1839
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born 1939
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat !
Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker" :
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
and Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater.
From : saravanan.s @ IFLEX solutions (Chennai)

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Amazing video 001
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From : anand.s @ IFLEX solutions (Bangalore)

3D Cartoons
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From : bhaskar sen sharma @ convergys (Hyderabad )

Guess what he finds there !!!

There was a good old barber in Mumbai. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service. Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.

A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there......
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A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut..... .....with Printouts of forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut
From : anand.s @ IFLEX solutions (Bangalore)

Find out the 10 leader's of INDIAFrom : anand. s @ IFLEX solutions ( Bangalore )

Today's SMS

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who surrenders when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
Its difficult 2 understand GOD.
He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; -After marriage it is self-defense
From : saravanan.s @ IFLEX solutions ( chennai )

Windows 2006

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From : Bhaskar sen sharma @ convergys ( hyderabad )

WINDSOR KNOT
From : saravanan.s @ IFLEX solutions ( Chennai )

HALF WINDSOR KNOT

FOUR IN HAND KNOT

PRATT KNOT

BOW TIE KNOT

Sharp to Mass Produce World’s First*¹ LCD to Simultaneously Display Different Information in Right and Left Viewing Directions

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From : Bhaskar sen sharma @ convergys ( Hyderabad )

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

From : Amit jain @ ORACLE (Bangalore)

Today's DOWNLOAD

Score your Goal
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From : Dheeraj Thota @ Cognizant Technology Solutions (Chennai)

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain
Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carsberg, you're all the same."
From : sada pragash senthil @ span systems (Bangalore)

Today's DOWNLOAD

>>> Guys......Open it carefully!!!! <<< ( 33 KB )
From : Chidambara subramanian.S @ Ashok Leyland (Hosur)

Old Indian Cartoons
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From : Bhaskar sen sharma @ convergys (Hyderabad)

Today's WORD

When you do something right - nobody remembers!
When you do something wrong - nobody forgets!!!
From : Chidambara subramanian.S @ Ashok Leyland (Hosur)

Today's SMS

A man goes to a lawyer and asks: "How much do you charge for legal advice?"
"A thousand dollars for three questions."
"Wow! Isn’t that kind of expensive?"
"Perhaps. And your third question?"
From : Rajarajan @ Valsing (Bangalore)

From : murali.k @ satyam ( United Kingdom )

Today's DOWNLOAD

STUNT city !!!!

>>> Funny Video 003 <<< ( 1.84 MB )
From : Dheeraj Thota @ Cognizant Technology Solutions (Chennai)

From : rajarajan.g @ valsing (Bangalore)

Collection of Leave Letters

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
From : sada pragash senthil @ span systems (Bangalore)

Today's PICTURE

From : Dheeraj Thota @ Cognizant Technology Solutions (Chennai)

Infuriated by the speed that the Adobe Acrobat loads?

Annoyed by frequently having to wait 10-20 seconds for the application to load when all you want to do was view a single page?
Here's how to do it:
· Go to C:\Program Files\Adobe\Acrobat 7.0 (or whatever version)\Reader· Move all files from the plug-in folder to the optional folder.
· (Cut and Paste-> cut and paste all the files and folders (do not just copy))- You're done!!
Now Acrobat Reader is as fast as a notepad.
From : saravanan.s @ IFLEX solutions (Chennai)

Illusions of Rotations

From : anand.s @ IFLEX solutions (Bangalore)

Lessons in Logic

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

From : saravanan.s @ IFLEX solutions (Chennai)

Sand Marvels

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From : Bhaskar sen sharma @ convergys (Hyderabad)

Today's Download

Watching Dirty Movies ? !!!!!
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From : Saravanan.S @ IFLEX solutions (Chennai)

Today's PICTURE

From : Bhaskar sen sharma @ convergys (Hyderabad)

From : Anand.S @ IFLEX solutions (Bangalore)