Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Today's CENTI.......

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

Monday, May 30, 2005

Today's SITE

e-messenger - web based messaging for everyone, everywhere !
What is e-Messenger?
e-Messenger is a web application that enables you to chat with your MSN, AOL and Yahoo buddies without having to install any program or Java applet. All you need is a JavaScript enabled browser and you're set to go and use e-Messenger. Even if you're behind a firewall. >> VISIT

Beauty of English

Try filling this blank with Yes or No.
________,I am not a human.

From : Bhaskar Sen Sarma @ QSQS (Bangalore)

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Never trust your best friend !!!! ? Posted by Hello

Today's CENTI.......

Night is not beautiful looking at star studded sky, rather beauty is when you sleep and moon admires at your innocence and i admire at shyful moon.
From : Pradeep
( 9841115480 ) @ Chennai

Today's SMS

A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
From: Sahul @ Delhi
5 steps to a lovely morning
close ur eyes
take a deep breath
open ur arms wide
feel ur hearbeat n say ....its too early,
let me sleep a little longer
How many colors do you see ?

There are only 3 colors - White , Green & Pink

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

How Narayanamurthy of INFOSYS climbed the ladder

2 Important qualities as a DOCTOR

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth."Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

Today's SMS

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Illusion Posted by Hello

UR age by chocolate math !

It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
4. Multiply it by 50 (I'll wait while you get the calculator).................
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you haven't, add 1754 .....
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are .........
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
From : Bhaskar Sen Sarma @ QSQS (Bangalore)

Monday, May 23, 2005

Today's SMS

When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness and if after you pray and your still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
You,ve got ma(i)le Posted by Hello

This happened during the interview rounds of IIM

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.Think well before you make up your mind!"
The guy thought for a while and said,"my choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?" The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said,
"It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Today's SITE

Interactive map of india
Search a location - Driving directions - Route maps - Tourist guide - Business Listing
VISIT : Map My India

Friday, May 20, 2005

Marriage !!!! Posted by Hello

Today's SMS

Mother to her teenage daughter : i think its right time we should talk about SEX
Sure mom the daughter replied, what do you want to know ?
Speegle Speak Perfect Web Search - Visit >> SPEEGLE
How to use Speegle:
* Just type in your keywords in the normal way and press enter or click search.
* Ten results are listed and read out to you in order some may be skipped as they have no content or they have been to slow to contact.
* If you want to visit a page press the corresponding number on the keyboard and it will redirect to that site.
* Press S to stop P to play and N for next ten results B to go back to the previous 10 results.


What did u read ?
God is No Where or God is Now Here.
Just a beautiful way to say LIFE IS HOW U SEE IT
From: Anand.S @ Iflex solutions ( Bangalore )

Today's SMS

Man: Bless me god
my son is a gambler
my girl is a drugaddict
& my wife alcoholic
God: Isn't there anything positive in ur life
Man: yes, i am HIV +
L U U V Posted by Hello

Courtesy : Kiran

Today's CENTI......

Life has its ups and downs. sometimes the sunshines. sometimes the rain pours, but dont forget it takes both sun & rain to make a rainbow. HAVE A COLOURFUL LIFE

Today's SMS

After a deep passionate kiss, the girl whispers to the guy, kiss me once more like dat & i will b urs 4ever, the guy says " thanx 4 the WARNING! "
From : Diwakar @ Mindscape Computing ( Bangalore )

Today is special

Today is gonna be special, bcos the calender read
20 05 2005

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Shortest LOVE story

A guy asks a girl " will u marry me".
She said " NO "
and the guy lived happily ever after..........
How aging affects belt heights ......... Posted by Hello

Today's CENTI......

When god takes away something from your hand, dont think he's punishing u. He is merely emptying ur hand, for u 2 receive something better. keep trusting him.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Today's SMS

When i was born the.... devil said : oh shit, another angel !
when u were born the.... devil said : "oh shit, competition"!!!

Today's SITE

Online NewsPapers by Country, USA Newspapers by State :
B U S H !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by Hello


Try this,
Count the number of
F's in the following text:


Managed it?
Scroll down only after you have counted them!
How many?

Wrong, there are six - no joke!
Read again!
The reasoning is further down...

The brain cannot process the word "OF".

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Find out the word ? Posted by Hello

Today's FACT

scientists in US revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them lost all sense of reasoning, started talking nonsense, and couldn't drive.

Today's SMS

I read in the newspaper that sending messages causes a radiation that is cancerous.
That is why i have decided to stop...............
reading newspapers !!
Illusion Posted by Hello

Just know it

In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop even your heart!

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Today's FACT

The trouble with being punctual is that nobodys there to appreciate it !

Today's SMS

Try this out in your mobile ! Go to write msg, activate dictionary & type
From : Gnanaprakash @ Wipro ( Chennai )
the real TROUBLE !!! Posted by Hello

Today's SMS

What men want:
A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!

Today's CENTI.....

Go & try to catch raindrops
the amount of drops u catch is the amount u miss me
the amount of drops u miss is the amount i miss u

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Today's SMS

winter comes again & again
summer comes again & again
but person like u never comes again & again
because god never make mistakes again & again
From : Nazim (9840158123 ) @ chennai
WESTERN vs EASTERN love - Murali K @ satyam ( Bangalore ) Posted by Hello

Today's SMS

When people start to go away from you.........
nobody seems to come near you.................
and everyone ignores you......................
you must sit & think that its time 2 take bath
From : Pradeep ( 9841115480
) @ Chennai

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Today's SMS - Diwakar @ Mindscape computing ( Bangalore )

Boss : im giving u job as driver, Starting salary Rs 2000/- is it OK ?
Dave : starting salary is ok ..... but how much driving salary?....!!!!
Never ever give up ! - R.Prabhu @ indhusoft (Chennai) Posted by Hello

Today's SMS

Always keep a photo of your girl friend in your purse
Look at it when you are in trouble
u'll feel that other problems are not as big as this one

Three fastest means of communication

Tell a WOMEN
Today's Picture Posted by Hello

The essence of trust is not in its bind but in its bond

A little girl and her father were crossing a flimsy bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter:
"Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river."And the little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand."
"What's the difference?" asked the puzzled father.
"There is a big difference," replied the little girl.
"Dad, if I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go.But, if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."
In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind but in its bond.
Which segment is shorter ? Posted by Hello

Today's SMS

Question : Why doesnt law permit a man to marry a second woman ?
Answer : Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence !


Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines -- one line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

The next time God looked, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
FOCUS Posted by Hello

God is watching

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

Today's SMS

Promise me we are true friends
u r the roof - i am the ground
u r the floor - i am the tiles
u r the sun - i am the rays
i am the tree - u r the monkey OK !?
Illusion Posted by Hello

Check ur SKILL

If you make a mistake you have to start over.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is stupid cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top...

Monday, May 09, 2005

Today's FACT

why do we close our eyes
when v PRAY , when v CRY , when v DREAM, when v KISS
- bcoz the most beautiful things in life r unseen & felt only by the heart !

Saturday, May 07, 2005

Today's SMS

Boy in a bank : Did any one drop a pile of money with a rubberband round it ?
Several ppl answered : I did
Boy : well. I found the rubber band
That's why i say she's no good Posted by Hello

Today's SMS

U fraud ! u stupid ! U cheat ! U idiot !
U nasty creature ! U dog ! U monkey !
U devil ! U donkey !
no matter
what people call u
u'll always be my sweetest friend forever
BAD command !!!! Posted by Hello

The new Trainee

A man joined a big Multi-National Company as a trainee.
On his first day he dialled the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded,
"You fool you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No", replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"
The man shouted back,
"And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No.", replied the Managing Director.
"Good!" replied the trainee and put down the phone!

Today's SMS

When i was SAD
u were with me........
when i was CRYING
u were with me........
when i was UNHAPPY
u were with me.......
now i understood that whenever u r with me i was in DEEP TROUBLE

Friday, May 06, 2005

DAD - What is an IDIOT ? Posted by Hello

Letter to God

A little boy wanted $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to forward it to the President of the United States as a joke.

The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $20 bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $20 bill, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the White House in Washington, DC .and those assholes deducted $30.00 in taxes.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

I want to share everything with u ! Posted by Hello

Today's FACT

Life is like having a cup of tea.
You sit by the side of the window, lift the cup and take a careless sip,
Only to realize, somebody forgot to put the sugar.
Too lazy to go for it you somehow struggle through the sugarless cup.
Until you discover undissolved sugar crystal sitting at the bottom...
.......That's Life

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

How Ch...... take Phottographs !!! Posted by Hello

This is Globalization !!!

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.
That, my friends, is Globalization!!

Today's SMS

When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u an eye specialist !!
Mother's LOVE !!! Posted by Hello

Today's FACT

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

Today's SMS

SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
Brush ur Teeth today onwards

Monday, May 02, 2005

WARNING !!! Posted by Hello