More than 2000 FUN stuffs @ Archive: February 2006

Interesting HELPLINE
From: Ayyappan @ NDS (Bangalore)

Today's DOWNLOAD

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From: Rajarajan.G @ Tech Mahindra (Singapore)

For my birthday.....

A wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband:
"Buy me a surprise for my birthday" she said. "Something that accelerates from 0 too 100 in 4 seconds"......" And I would prefer a blue one please"!
Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday.
And finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought............

Today's PUZZLE
From: Vicki @ Bangalore

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and istened.
A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in.
A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in.
The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five."
But he was not let in. What should have he said?

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Today's CARTOON

Bad Escape Plan

Today's SITE
>>> www.meebo.com <<<

This is a Web 2.0 site based on AJAX, where you can login multiple IM's without installing any programs. This site is cool at work place (where you can't install any IMs')

Today's CREATIVITY

Today's ADVERTISEMENT
BURGER KING - Really Big Burgers

Today's PHOTO
Why Dogs hate their Owners ...?

Today's CREATIVITY
Tire Sculptures

Unknown LAWS

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Today's ADVERTISEMENT
Can you guess what's special about this Ad..

Today's GIF

Today's CREATIVITY
CPU......?
From: Suriya Narayanan @ Bangalore
senthil k panneer @ accenture (Mumbai)

Today's DOWNLOAD
ZOOM
(Just Click and Drag Mouse Up or Down to Zoom In or Zoom Out)

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From: senthil k panneer @ accenture (Mumbai)
Sada Pragash Senthil @ Span Systems (Bangalore)

Yesterday & Today
From: Ayyappan @ NDS (Bangalore)

A RIDDLE THAT'LL KILL YOUR BRAIN!

This is going to make you so MAD!
There are three words in the English language that end in "gry".
ONE is angry and the other is hungry. Everyone knows what the third ONE means and what it stands for. Everyone uses them everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the third word.

What is it? _______gry?

Today's SITE
Destroy the Web
>>> http://www.netdisaster.com/ <<<

Today's CREATIVITY
From: Ayyappan @ NDS (Bangalore)

Today's STORY
From: Suresh @ CGI (Bangalore)

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets out and asks the Shepherd: "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?"..................

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Today's DOWNLOAD
MENTOs and COKE

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From: Dheeraj Thota @ Cognizant Technology Solutions (Chennai)

From: Kiranmayi @ adecco (Bangalore)
STOP EATING CHICKEN FOR SOME TIME …………..

More than 900 Fun Stuffs @ Archive

Today's INFO
From: Kiranmayi @ adecco (Bangalore)
Toughest Tongue Twister

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

Today's CARTOON
From: Ayyappan @ NDS (Bangalore)
Innovative Ideas to commit suicide!

Today's CREATIVITY
From: Saravanan @ IFLEX Solutions (Chennai)
PAPER BAG

Today's INFO

Birthday

Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me.

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Today's CENTI

On her forty-first birthday, a woman received, among other presents, an extravagantly expensive wrinkle-removing cream from her teenage daughter. "And what did she give you last year?" a guest asked the mom.

Her reply without hesitation was: "The wrinkles!"

To All Employees

Please note that due to our new company budget, we have no choice but to cut back expenses. Until further notice, all future office parties and company picnics will no longer have "open bar". Employees will now be given one drink only. We also ask that you please bring your own plastic cup or glass to help minimize our costs as well.
Thank you,
Management.

Today's CREATIVITY

Today's SITE
MAGICAL DIARY >>> VISIT <<<
Type your question on the book - it will reply. Type it on the right side when you see the cursor.

women are impossible to please
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

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