Monday, February 20, 2006

Birthday
Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me.
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posted by 6 - F A C E at 8:54 PM

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Blogger 6 - F A C E said...

Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember." The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday; let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day.We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."
"Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And there I sat... on the couch... Naked.

Monday, February 20, 2006 9:10:00 PM  
Blogger kumarldh said...

ouch!
One from me
A guy fell in love with a girl and they got married even when their parents were against them.
On their honeymoon they met with an accident.
Girl lost her eyes.
The guy left the girl as she was blind now and hence a liability.
After an year the girl died and the boy was supposed to cremate her.
The boy avoided but atlast had to collect her body.
He recieved a letter with the body.
It said just 2 lines.
"Take care of my eyes. I love you."

Tuesday, February 21, 2006 8:16:00 PM  

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