BIGGEST LIES
From: Anitha @ Fidelity (Bangalore)
From: Anitha @ Fidelity (Bangalore)
3 Biggest Software Lies
The program's fully tested and bugfree.
We're working on the documentation.
Of course we can modify it.
The program's fully tested and bugfree.
We're working on the documentation.
Of course we can modify it.
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BIGGEST LIES
3 Biggest Software Lies
* The program's fully tested and bugfree.
* We're working on the documentation.
* Of course we can modify it.
3 Biggest MNC Lies
* We have an entrepreneurial spirit here.
* People are our greatest resource.
* We say 'let the marketplace decide'.
3 Biggest Marketing Lies
* Immediate delivery?...No problem.
* We treat every customer as if they were our most important.
* We're going out to lunch to talk business.
3 Biggest supermodels lies
* Women normally look like that.
* I was interested in modelling since 3.
* Fasting and dieting is good for your health.
3 Biggest life lies
* ..and they lived happily ever after.
* Dying is painless.
* Things have gotten so bad that they couldn't possibly get worse.
3 Biggest parent lies
* We're doing this for your own interest.
* You can have that later (when you're older).
* The family can't afford it now.
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