Today's PICTURE

MORAL & HINT

Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be alright to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask Rabbi Schwartz?".So Jack goes up to Rabbi Schwartz and asks, "Rabbi, may I smoke while I pray?"
But Rabbi says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion."
Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Rabbi told him.
Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."
And so Max goes up to Rabbi Schwartz and asks, "Rabbi, may I pray while I smoke?"
To which Rabbi Schwartz eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means."
Moral : The reply you get depends on the question you ask.
Hint : Can I work on this project while I'm on vacation ?

P U ZZ L ES

Try to get 56 in all the blue boxes, using the pull-down lists!
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RIDDLE...

Why is HONEY golden in color?
A) Because of the Sun the flowers receive?
B) Because Flower Pollen is naturally Golden?
C) Because it's manufactured that way?
D) I don't know.
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The answer may be found below.
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A little lower...
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Just a little lower now...
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Ha....Ha......Ha........
From : Bhaskar sen sharma @ convergys ( Hyderabad )

Today's SMS

A girl who loved a boy asked him...
speak those THREE words which will make me fly in air...........
He answered : GO HANG YOURSELF.....
From : Diwakar @ Tavant ( Bangalore )

3 Hidden Faces

Today's SMS

I like 3 things
the SUN, the MOON & YOU
SUN for the sunlight
MOON for the moonlight
& YOU for the tubelight
From : Diwakar @ Tavant ( Bangalore )

Gr8 Proposal & Gr8 Response

A young attractive teenage college girl received love letter from her classmate.
It was as follows:
My dear Swapna,
Please answer the following questionaire. (a) - 10 marks, (b) - 5 marks, (c) - 3 marks.
If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom.
If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
1) whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really .... am I doing it
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
4) when you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you.you took only my friend's because
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabing
(c) you don't know
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus.
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because
(a) I am going to be their groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because
(a) to fulfil my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AM because
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual
Eagerly awaiting the result of Love Exam
- Aakash
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Swapna's reply letter was also in Q/A format.
Aakash,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionaire which gives answer to ur question.
1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class,sees them
(a) Yes
(b) No
2) If a girls laughs and sees anyone, is it love ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
4) I was showing to my friends who are girls. You poked your nose inside .... right ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
6) Should I not wait for my friend(girl) ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
9) Oh was that your birthday.Thats why I could see you in temple.I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes
(b) No
If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you.
If you have answered "No",then you don't know the meaning of Love.

can u see the diagonal grey lines ....?

Today's SMS

My Friend,
You will be a ROSE for all plants
You will be a SMILE for all faces
You will be a WATERFALL for all hills
You will be a BROTHER for all beautiful girls.....
From : Diwakar @ Tavant ( Bangalore )

Today's SITE

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Today's PHOTO

Today's CENTI...

If at any time your life is like a " candle in the wind "
then i will put my hands around you
so that all burns are mine & all lights is Urs
From : Diwakar @ Tavant ( Bangalore )

Today's SMS

To be happy with a man, you must love him a little & understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
From : Diwakar @ Tavant ( Bangalore )

A compassionate lawyer

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine.when he saw two men, on all fours alongside the road, eating grass. Disturbed at the site, the lawyer ordered his driver to stop and the lawyer got out to investigate. The lawyer asked the first man: "Sir, why are you eating the grass.
" The man responded: "We don`t have enough money for food."
"Well, then," the lawyer said, "you can come with me to my house."
"But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
The lawyer turned to the other man and declared, "You can come with us also." The second man, pitifully, said: "But, sir, I also have a wife and six children with me."
"Bring them along, too," said the Lawyer.
They all piled into the limousine, which quickly became cramped, despite the roominess of the limousine. As they were proceeding to the lawyer`s house, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said: "Sir, you are too kind for taking us all to your home."
The lawyer replied: "I`m glad to do it... you`ll love my place, the grass is almost a foot high."
From : Chidambara subramanian @ Ashok Leyland ( Bangalore )

Flower ( No of stalks ) & their message

1 You're the only one for me
2 So right together
3 I love you
6 I want to be yours
8 Simply irresistable
9 Forever in love
10 You're perfect
11 For magic moments shared
12 I adore you
16 Sweet memories
18 You have a special allure; Simply alluring
20 You and I are perfect together
21 My special love
24 I cherish our love together
36 Light my fire; You light up my life
48 True love
50 Golden memories
99 Be mine and make me complete
100 Totally in love with you
101 You enchant me
999 An eternal promise
Courtesy : Bloomdale

Today's CENTI...

Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love, because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall.

Indian cracks Microsoft's anti-piracy program

An Indian researcher has breached the much-touted "impenetrable" Windows Genuine Advantage of Microsoft. Bangalore-based Debasis Mohanty has cracked WGA through an "easy-to-exploit" weakness in the software for generating illegal copies of the Windows XP programme. >>> VISIT (Rediff )

Today's SMS

My sweetheart, my golumolu,
my monunonu, my darling,
my ghochu, my sunshine,
my cutpie, my baby, my lovely....dog is missing...
have u seen him.....???

Today's CENTI....

A person who truly likes you & knows you, is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while EVERYONE ELSE still believes in the smile on your face.

Rare Collections >>> VISIT

Today's SMS

Hi
how are you
i want to ask u 1 thing
this is my long time question since 1st time i met u
i am nervous now
please understand my feelings
answer me sincerely
dont get angry
please i wanna ask whether u....
u lo...........
dont know how 2 ask
do u lo............
ok i'll ask now..........
do u look like monkey or monkey looks like u ?
From : Diwakar @ Bangalore

Hard workers...Don't miss this... Read It Completely.....

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.
SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man.
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour."
"Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down. Looking up, he said, "Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?" The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs.50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.
"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.
"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy. "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier,"said the man. "It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.50 you asked for."
The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" He yelled.Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.
"Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father grumbled.
"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.
"Daddy, I have Rs.100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."
But even better, share Rs.100 worth of time with someone you love. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.
If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.
From : Chidambara subramanian @ Ashok Leyland ( Bangalore )

HOME RUN -You just move you mouse left to right (no clicking) to keep him walking in a straight line.The object of the game is to keep him walking, without falling over, by moving your mouse from left to right or right to left - you can't see your mouse, which makes it more difficult. Apparently the record is 82 meters! >>> VISIT

Today's WORD

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Illusion 

Illusion 

When i am going to die ? >>> visit

Google SMS

Google SMS is a new service that enables you to search for certain kinds of information with Google from a mobile phone or handheld device (such as a Blackberry), and returns your search results as text messages. Get phone book listings, movie showtimes, weather, stock quotes, facts, dictionary definitions, product prices from Froogle, and more. NOTE : Right now, Google SMS only works in the U.S. >>VISIT

Today's WORD

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

Marr!age

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What ..does a woman want?''
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Hand Shadows to Be Thrown upon the Wall

By Henry bursill >> VISIT

Modernity

Man: "Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl ?"

Bystander: "It's a girl; she's my daughter."
Man: "Oh, please forgive me sir. I had no idea you were her father!"
Bystander: "I'm not. I'm her mother."
From : Abhigyan @ Xboard

It's a bunch of independent circles

AMAZING WORDS AND MEANINGS

Conference - The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise - The art of dividing a cake in such away that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary - A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room - A place where everybody talks,nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy - A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Etc - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience - The name men give to their mistakes.
Politician - One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Opportunist - A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist - A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Pessimist - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Criminal - A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
From : Eric @ San Antonio

Today's SITE

Pick Up Your Email
From any computer, anywhere in the world. No need to register!
visit >> www.mail2web.com

Today's WORLD

At the 46th edition of the Paris Air Show, taking place June 13-19, visitors get a glimpse of the futuristic "Neuron" aircraft. The unmanned combat vehicle is a project led by Dassault Aviation.
Courtesy : CNET news

SOME SMART (?) REPLIES

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
From : Ramta Yogi @ deshiromance yahoo groups

I JUST WANT TO PERFORM MAGIC FROM MY PLACE

If you continue to focus on the cross in the center of the image you will notice that ........... the circle of violet circles will soon DISAPPEAR completely .. and you will see only the green spot (which is actually violet)

From : Murali @ Satyam ( Bangalore )

Find serial number for a app using GOOGLE

let's pretend you need a serial number for windows xp pro.
In the search bar type in just like this -
"Windows XP Professional" 94FBR
the key is the 94FBR code..
Or if you want to find the serial for winzip 8.1 -
"Winzip 8.1" 94FBR
just try it out, it's very quick and it works nicely..
From : ajubaba @ xboard

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Today's WORD

Life gives Answers in Three ways,
It says YES and gives Whatever u Want,
It says NO and gives u Something Better
It says Wait and gives u the Best
"Don't just Dream. Live your Dream."
From : Chidambara Subramanian @ Ashokleyland ( Bangalore )

Today's SMS

no calls...
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls...
I'm worried...
R u in jail again?

Today's WORD

"No one is perfect... that's why pencils have erasers."
From : Kiranmayi @ Accenture

Today's PHOTO

Today's SMS

Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath - so that others may live too

Microsoft offers tabbed browsing in the upcoming IE 7

IE has not had a major feature upgrade in more than three years. Last month, Microsoft confirmed speculation that it would offer tabbed browsing in the upcoming IE 7. >> VISIT

Today's WORD

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward

Way of expressing lOVE

This guy, a Shanghai university student, wanted to express his deep love to his sweetheart.
So, what did he do........?
He asked all the girls living in the University student apartments to turn their lights on or off at that night.See the pic for the rest............. Truly Breathtaking ! You don't need to guess his sweetheart's reaction. Hundreds of students came over later to witness this great piece of Art driven by the Greatest Emotion known to Man - 'Love'.

Courtesy : Sam777 @ Xboard

Don't step on the DUCKS !

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
From : Dr.J.Mariano Anto Bruno Mascarenhas @ Tuticorin

Today's WORD

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
From : Hari Rama Chandran @ Tuticorin

Today's PICTURE

Humour Notices

Hotel notice, Tokyo:
IS FORBIDDEN TO STEAL HOTEL TOWELS PLEASE. IF YOU ARE NOT A PERSON TO DO SUCH A THING IS PLEASE NOT TO READ NOTIS.
Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Hotel, Athens:
VISITORS ARE EXPECTED TO COMPLAIN AT THE OFFICE BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 9 AND 11 AM DAILY.
From : Debesh @ Calcutta

Today's SMS

Unlike others,
your brain is a masterpiece,
it has 2 halves , the left & the right
The left has nothing right in it & the right has nothing left in it.
From : Priya @ Mumbai

From : Palaniappan @ stag software ( Chennai )

Today's SMS

No-one can ever be satisfied with 3 things in life

1) Mobile
2) Automobile
3) Girlfriend

bcoz there is always a better model available.
From : Diwakar @ mindscape computing ( Bangalore )

Today's WORD

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow;
it empties today of its strength.

View YAHOO ! webcams anonymously

Just type the Yahoo user ID in the box and click view webcam. Your view request will be displayed as Anonymous by the person whose webcam you are viewing*. If they accept the anonymous view request (or they have selected to allow everyone to view) their webcam will appear. >> VISIT

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Today's CENTI.....

I love you
not for what you are
but for what i am
when i am with you - Roy Croft

What is Yahoo! 360 ?

An easy way to keep connected with friends & family with blogs, photos & more.
SHARE WHAT YOU WANT

Blog Create your own blog or online journal. Share thoughts, ideas, experiences, pictures.

Mobile Send text and photos from your mobile phone to your blog.

Photos Let your friends view your Yahoo! Photos albums.

Lists Recommend books, music, movies, TV shows, and more.

Blast Share a quick communication your friends can reply to -- an idea, attitude, question, or web link.

LAUNCHcast Station Let your friends listen to your Yahoo! Music station.

Reviews Rate and review local restaurants and businesses.

Yahoo! 360° is currently in beta. You must receive an invitation in order to use the service.If you need a Yahoo! 360° invitation, please leave a comment (BELOW). I guarantee that you will receive one. >> for more details VISIT

Today's PHOTO

Check your Gmail messages without opening your browser

The Gmail Notifier is a downloadable Windows application that alerts you when you have new Gmail messages. It displays an icon in your system tray to let you know if you have unread Gmail messages, and shows you their subjects, senders and snippets, all without your having to open a web browser. >> VISIT

Today's SMS

Ladies hostel caught fire. It took 1 hour to bring the fire under control & another 3 hrs to bring the firemen under control.
From : Diwakar @ Manhattan ( Bangalore )

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