AMAZING WORDS AND MEANINGS

Conference - The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise - The art of dividing a cake in such away that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary - A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room - A place where everybody talks,nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy - A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Etc - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience - The name men give to their mistakes.
Politician - One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Opportunist - A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist - A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Pessimist - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Criminal - A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
From : Eric @ San Antonio