Types of Girls

HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS:
she forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS:
Everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her
SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access
SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She make horrible thing look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try to uninstall her, you will lose everything.. .