Today's SMS
From: Diwakar @ Tavant Technologies (Bangalore)

Geography & History usually inversely proportional
A girl with good geography will have a bad history &
a girl with good history will have a bad geography

A laugh 2 start ur day
A large signboard says " ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY "
A Drunkard saw the sign & shouted: " SO WHAT? who's in a hurry?!"

Boy: I kept sending my lover a love letter everyday for 3 years!
Friend: then what happened....?
Boy: She married the courier boy :-(

A judge charged Rs 542.50 fine to a man in a rape case
Man asked : Why this 542 rupeed & 50 paise?
Judge replied: Rs.500 for Rape and 8.5% Entertainment tax

A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed husband said: "Goodnite mother of 3 kids"
Wife replied: "Good nite father of none"