Today's SMS
From: Rajesh @ Sasken Communication Technologies (Bangalore)
Husband 2 hotel manager : come fast , my wife wants to jump out of window & commit suicide!!!Manager: What can i do sir?
Husband : You IDIOT, the window is not opening......
posted by 6 - F A C E at 10:37 PM
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Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing
in their home state of Arkansas.
On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to
fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the
station was once Hillary's high school love. Bill was quite
amused at this, but didn't mention anything at the time.
They exchanged hellos and went on their way.
As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his
arm around Hillary and said, "Well, honey, if you had stayed
with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner
today."
She smirked and replied, "No, if I had stayed with him, he
would be President of the United States."
hahahaha..
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