Corporate................Baby ?

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.


2) Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months.


3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.


4) Marketing manager is a person who thinks I can deliver a child whether a man and woman is available or not.


5) Resource optimization team thinks I don't need a man or woman, i'll still produce a child with zero resources.


6) Documentation team thinks I don't care whether the child is delivered, i'll just document 9 months.


7) QA Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce baby.

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8) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby!