Jokii

Lady : Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask f I can take this train to KualaLumpur.

Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

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Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,one is green and one is blue with red spots

Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

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Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"

Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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'For twenty years my husband and I were very happy'
'What happened then?'
'We met.'

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Friend 1 : Where were you born ?

Friend 2 : India.

Friend 1 : India? Which part?

Friend 2 : No, the whole body.

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