Today's JOKI
From: Kiranmayi @ adecco (Bangalore)

Mother to her teenage daughter : I think this is the right time for us to talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitedly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know ?
The Mother Faints...!!

Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
B'coz people started licking the wrong side.