The Ultimate Truths

From: Kiranmayi @ adecco (Bangalore)

• Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
• Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again,neither does Milk.
• In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
• All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
• If at first you don't succeed. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
• You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down,it will always land on the buttered side.
• Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
• If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late the bus is still late.
• Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
• When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
• You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
• The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
• If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
• Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.