Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Today's CARTOON
From: Ayyappan @ NDS (Bangalore)








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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Men Never Listen!


On a flight to Singapore, a gentleman had made several
attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had
always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his
predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies
room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on
the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he
noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each
button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a
red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched
them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm
water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice
feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice
things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he
pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water,
gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large
powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile
scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.
The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is
tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed
its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button
which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next
thing he knew he was in a hospital as he opened his eyes.

A nurse was staring down at him with a smile on her
face. "What happened?" he exclaimed.

"You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse.

"The last button marked ATR was an AutomaticTampon
Remover. Your balls are in the bucket under the bed"

Thursday, March 23, 2006 12:08:00 AM  

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