The BOSS
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz . . ." he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it. . . ."
posted by 6 - F A C E at 11:08 PM
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One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''
''What about the green one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''
''What about the red one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''
The man says, ''What does HE do?''
The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''
Some Concepts to be very clear about u and your boss
1. Boss is always right
2. Boss is never late in the office, perhaps his presence is required somewhere else.
3. Boss never sleeps in the office, he is resting.
4. Boss never flirts with his secretary, he is educating her.
5. Boss never apple-polishes his boss, he is updating him.
6. Boss never submits false vouchers, he is saving the tax by providing entries in the expense account.
7. Boss never reads newspapers in the office, he is keeping himself updated.
8. Boss never fires his subordinates he is trying to improve their performance.
9. Boss never drinks he quenches his thirst.
10. Those who don't agree with any of the above statements please .refer to point no. 1.
By Order
Boss.
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