Today's FACT
From: Tuticorin @ Tamilnadu

Every man should get married some time; after all,
happiness is not the only thing in life!!

Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Marriage is a three ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
----suffering

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.