SMART SLOGANS

Seen on a famous beauty parlor :
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!
Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative.
More the success, more the relatives.
Sign at a barber's saloon:
We need your heads to run our business.
A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough -
or else they never will be.....
Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager
From : Bhaskar Sen Sharma @ Convergys (Hyderabad)