Today's JOKE (?)

Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

Teacher:There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then, what is my age?
Student:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
Student:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, `God, are you still in there?'
From : Dheeraj Thota @ Cognizant Technology Solutions (Chennai)