something ( ? ) about wives !!!

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life Thinking they had no faults at all.
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.The man thinks for a moment and says,"Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
From : diwakar. r @ tavant ( Bangalore )