INNOCENCE @ ITS BEST

From : Saravanan. S @ Iflex Solutions ( Chennai )

Today's SITE

Wanna become a cartoon master ? Wanna make your own animations ?

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Today's SMS

Galileo : Great Mind

Einstein : Genius Mind

Newton : Extraordinary Mind

Bill Gates : Brilliant Mind

ME : Master Mind

YOU : Never Mind

From : Saravanan. S @ Iflex solutions ( Chennai )

Today's HERO
Michael Jackson
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21st CENTURY LIFELESSNESS..!!!

Our communication - Wireless
Our business - Cashless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our religion - Creedless
Our food - Fatless
Our faith - Godless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our Follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our commitment - Aimless
Our poor - Voiceless
Our life - Meaningless
Finally, Our existence - Useless???
From : Saravanan. S @ Iflex Solutions ( Chennai )

Today's CARTOON
From : Bhaskar Sen Sharma @ Convergys (Hyderabad)

A Diplomatic blunder

A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton. The instructor told Mori "PrimeMinister, when you shake hand with President Clinton,please say 'how are you'. Then Mr Clinton should say, "I am fine,and you?" Now you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you."
It looks quite simple, but the truth is.... When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are You?".
Mr Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humour: "Well, I am Hilary's husband, haha...." Then Mori replied confidently "Me too, hahaha.."
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.
From : Saravanan. S @ Iflex Solutions (Chennai)

Today's GIF

From : Bhaskar Sen Sharma @ Convergys ( Hyderabad)

Today's PHOTO

Today's SMS

1. Which mouse has two legs ?
MICKEY MOUSE
2. Which duck has two legs ?
If you answered DONALD DUCK - u r under stress........
Bcos all ducks have 2 legs
From : Diwakar. R @ Tavant ( Bangalore )

Today's DOWNLOAD

That's L I F E
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From : Prasham @ Ernakulam

Today's SITE

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Computer's Quick Pick

A R R I V I N G 2006
Windows Vista™ (formerly code named Longhorn)
Beta 1 for developers and IT professionals has begun
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Today's SMS

Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.
From : Saravanan. S @ Iflex Solutions ( Chennai )

What to type into search box (GOOGLE) ?

site: Search only one website
admission site:www.stanford.edu (Search Stanford Univ. site for admissions info)
[#]…[#] Search within a range of numbers
DVD player $100...150 (Search for DVD players between $100 and $150)
date: Search only a range of months
Olympics date: 3 (Search for Olympics references within past 3 months; 6 and 12-month date-restrict options also available)
safesearch: Exclude adult-content
safesearch: sex education (Search for sex education material without returning adult sites)
link: linked pages
link:www.stanford.edu (Find pages that link to the Stanford University website)
info: Info about a page
info:www.stanford.edu (Find information about the Stanford University website)
related: Related pages
related:www.stanford.edu (Find websites related to the Stanford University website)

Today's GAME
Cycling, Escape, Eggs, Table Tennis, Bowling
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From : Saravanan. S @ Iflex Solutions ( Chennai )

Today's PICTURE

From : Pandiaraj Natesapandian @ Satyam (Bangalore)

Today's DOWNLOAD

This is Strength !!!
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From : Saravanan. S @ Iflex Solutions ( Chennai )

# 10 POISON DART FROG

These pint sized frogs aren’t for kissing. Their backs ooze a slimy neurotoxin that is meant to keep predators away. Each frog produces enough of the toxin to kill 10 humans.

# 9 CAPE BUFFALO

When faced with a predator, cape buffalos charge head on. That’s 1,500 pounds of beast topped off with two big, sharp horns. You’re lucky if there’s only one – the real danger comes when a herd of thousands stampedes in your direction.

# 8 POLAR BEAR

Sure they might look cuddly at the zoo, but in the wild they eat elephant seals for breakfast. Get between one and its cub and it could easily rip off your head with one swipe of its giant paw.

# 7 ELEPHANT

Not every elephant is as friendly as Dumbo. Elephants kill more than 500 people a year worldwide. African elephants generally weigh in around 16,000 pounds – all the better to stomp you with – not to mention their sharp tusks.

# 6 AUSTRALIAN SALTWATER CROCODILE

Don’t mistake this croc for a log! It can lay still in the water, waiting for passers by. Then, in the blink of an eye, it’ll lunge at prey, pulling it under water to drown and dismember

# 5 AFRICAN LION

Giant fangs? Check. Lightning quick? That too. Razor sharp claws? You betcha. Hungry? You better hope not. These big cats are near perfect hunters.

# 4 GREAT WHITE SHARK

Blood in the water can excite these sharks into a feeding frenzy, where they’ll use all 3,000 of their teeth to bite anything that moves

# 3 AUSTRALIAN BOX JELLY FISH

Also known as the sea wasp, this salad-bowl sized jellyfish can have up to 60 tentacles each 15 feet long. Each tentacle has 5,000 stinging cells and enough toxin to kill 60 humans

# 2 ASIAN COBRA

While the Asian Cobra doesn’t hold the title of most venomous snake, it does the most with what it has. Of the 50,000 deaths by snakebite a year, Asian Cobras are responsible for the largest chunk.

# 1 MOSQUITO

Most skeeter bites just make you itch. But some mosquitoes carry and transfer malaria causing parasites. As a result, these little pests are responsible for the deaths of more than two million people a year

From : Hari Rama Chandran. S @ Tuticorin

CORPORATE LESSON # 3

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout What you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SH** !!!!!!!........."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Mind your language, you never Know what it will land you in.
From : Saravanan. S @ Iflex Solutions ( Chennai )

Today's SITE

More than 1/3 of the world’s hunger is in India
Visit Bhookh.com and click to donate food

visitors can click on the "Give Free Food" button and, at no cost to them and send food to the hungry. The staple food is paid for by Bhookh.com sponsors.

Today's DOWNLOAD
PUZZLE (Pleasant Memories)
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"What is the Year 2038 problem?"

Test it now...

Steps...
1. login to yahoo messenger
2. send instant message to anyone - fine its working...
3. now, change ur system date to 19-Jan-2038, 03:14:07 AM or above
4. Confirm whether ur date is changed
5. again send instant message to anyone...Your YM crahes....

* * * YES ALL NETWORK BASED APPLICATION WILL NOT WORK NOW * * *

Why.....
What is it?

Strange But Interesting !!!

This is a car advertisement from Great Britain. When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist. They found out that a person had been killed a year earlier in that exact same spot. The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon. Watch the front end of the car as it clears the trees in the middle of the screen and you'll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road......Spooky!

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Is it a ghost, or is it simply mist? You decide. If you listen to the ad, you'll even hear the commentator talk about it near the end of the commercial. A little creepy but pretty cool!
From : Sada Pragash Senthil @ Span Systems (Bangalore)

Happy JANMASHTAMI
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IN BRIEF @ COMMENTS BELOW
From : Dheeraj Thota @ Cognizant Technology Solutions (Chennai)

CORPORATE LESSON # 2

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road; he stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely.
He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the mind is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said," Go forth and seek; further up, you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always be well informed in your job; or, you might miss great Opportunities!
From : Saravanan. S @ Iflex Solutions ( Chennai )

Today's PICTURE
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From : Hari Rama Chandram . S @ Tuticorin

Today's DOWNLOAD
VIDEOS

>>> Amazing Underwater <<< (1000 KB )
>>> Dare to Drive <<< ( 605 KB )
>>> Train Bomb <<< ( 590 KB )
From : Saravanan. S @ Iflex Solutions ( Chennai )

Today's SITE
Don't miss this at any cost....... ..Spend some time.........
>>> VISIT <<<
From : Murali. K @ Satyam ( Bangalore )

GOOGLE talk

Google Talk is a downloadable Windows application that offers:
- Free calls over your computer anytime, from anywhere, and for as long as you want
- A simple and intuitive user interface for sending instant messages or making calls--no clutter, pop-ups or ads
- Superior voice quality through just a microphone and computer speaker
- A shared Gmail contacts list that updates automatically with the people you communicate with most often

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From : Kumar Chetan ( kumarldh@gmail.com )

CORPORATE LESSON #1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 just to drop that towel that you have on". After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands over $800 and quietly leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Share critical credit information with your stakeholders to prevent avoidable exposure!
From : Saravanan. S @ IFLEX Solutions ( Chennai )

Today's E-MAIL

Today is no special day and I have no particular reason for writing to you...
I have no news to tell you....
nor any problems to discuss with you....
or gossip to tell you...
It's only one of those happy moments...
when I thought of you...
and I would like to share these thoughts with you...
MANY SMILES BEGIN BECAUSE OF ANOTHER SMILE...
Always have good self esteem...
Take care of your friends, especially those dearest to you...
Take care of your body...
But most of all find time to relax...
A Big Hug from your friend...

From : Saravanan. S @ IFLEX Solutions ( Chennai )

Today's DOWNLOAD

Banana Facts
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From : Milind @ Pune

The top 10 languages spoken in the world

10. French
Number of speakers: 129 million
9. Malay-Indonesian
Number of speakers: 159 million
8. Portuguese
Number of speakers: 191 million
7. Bengali
Number of speakers: 211 million
6. Arabic
Number of speakers: 246 million
5. Russian
Number of speakers: 277 million
4. Spanish
Number of speakers: 392 million
3. Hindustani
Number of speakers: 497 million
2. English
Number of speakers: 508 million
1. Mandarin
Number of speakers: 1 billion+
IN BRIEF @ COMMENTS BELOW
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The ten richest people in the world
The ten tallest buildings in the world
The ten most popular dog breeds
The top ten NBA scorers of all time
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The ten most popular books of all time
The ten biggest U.S storms of the 20th ecntury
The ten people who won the most medals in the Summer Olympics
The ten most common causes of accidental death
The ten most popular cities to move to
The ten most expensive U.S. cities to live in
From : Saravanan. s @ IFLEX Solutions ( Chennai )

This is how China gets Gold Medals
From : Anand. S @ IFLEX Solutions (Bangalore)

LIFE IS FULL OF TRAPS !!!!!!!!!
Some feel that problems exist only in childhood or at early stage of life like this

Some feel that problems exist only when we disturb someone like this

Some feel that problems exist only when we are ready to take anything like this

Some feel that problems exist only when we do things blindly like this

Some feel that problems exist only when we dare to enter a trap like this

Some feel that problems exist only when we are in love with someone like this

Some feel that problems exist only when we try to aim at very huge things like this

From : Saravanan. S @ IFLEX Solutions (Chennai)