Marketing Concepts

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say,
"I'm very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say,
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie;
you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride,and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says,
"You are very rich.."
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,
"I'm very rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say,
"Im very rich. Marry me!"
And she introduces you to her husband.
That's Demand and supply gap.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say,
"I'm very rich. Marry me!"
She turns her face towards you ------- she is your wife!
That's competition eating into your market share.
From : vikashgupta