Tuesday, May 31, 2005
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
Monday, May 30, 2005
Today's SITE
e-messenger - web based messaging for everyone, everywhere !
What is e-Messenger?
e-Messenger is a web application that enables you to chat with your MSN, AOL and Yahoo buddies without having to install any program or Java applet. All you need is a JavaScript enabled browser and you're set to go and use e-Messenger. Even if you're behind a firewall. >> VISIT
What is e-Messenger?
e-Messenger is a web application that enables you to chat with your MSN, AOL and Yahoo buddies without having to install any program or Java applet. All you need is a JavaScript enabled browser and you're set to go and use e-Messenger. Even if you're behind a firewall. >> VISIT
Beauty of English
Try filling this blank with Yes or No.
________,I am not a human.
From : Bhaskar Sen Sarma @ QSQS (Bangalore)
________,I am not a human.
From : Bhaskar Sen Sarma @ QSQS (Bangalore)
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Today's CENTI.......
Night is not beautiful looking at star studded sky, rather beauty is when you sleep and moon admires at your innocence and i admire at shyful moon.
From : Pradeep ( 9841115480 ) @ Chennai
From : Pradeep ( 9841115480 ) @ Chennai
Today's SMS
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
From: Sahul @ Delhi
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
From: Sahul @ Delhi
5 steps to a lovely morning
close ur eyes
take a deep breath
open ur arms wide
feel ur hearbeat n say ....its too early,
let me sleep a little longer
close ur eyes
take a deep breath
open ur arms wide
feel ur hearbeat n say ....its too early,
let me sleep a little longer
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
How Narayanamurthy of INFOSYS climbed the ladder
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2 Important qualities as a DOCTOR
First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth."Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
Today's SMS
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher.
Pupil: A teacher.
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
UR age by chocolate math !
It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
4. Multiply it by 50 (I'll wait while you get the calculator).................
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you haven't, add 1754 .....
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are .........
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
From : Bhaskar Sen Sarma @ QSQS (Bangalore)
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
4. Multiply it by 50 (I'll wait while you get the calculator).................
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you haven't, add 1754 .....
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are .........
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
From : Bhaskar Sen Sarma @ QSQS (Bangalore)
Monday, May 23, 2005
Today's SMS
When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness and if after you pray and your still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
This happened during the interview rounds of IIM
Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.Think well before you make up your mind!"
The guy thought for a while and said,"my choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?" The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said,
"It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!
The guy thought for a while and said,"my choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?" The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said,
"It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!
Saturday, May 21, 2005
Today's SITE
Interactive map of india
Search a location - Driving directions - Route maps - Tourist guide - Business Listing
VISIT : Map My India
Search a location - Driving directions - Route maps - Tourist guide - Business Listing
VISIT : Map My India
Friday, May 20, 2005
Today's SMS
Mother to her teenage daughter : i think its right time we should talk about SEX
Sure mom the daughter replied, what do you want to know ?
Sure mom the daughter replied, what do you want to know ?
Speegle Speak Perfect Web Search - Visit >> SPEEGLE
How to use Speegle:
* Just type in your keywords in the normal way and press enter or click search.
* Ten results are listed and read out to you in order some may be skipped as they have no content or they have been to slow to contact.
* If you want to visit a page press the corresponding number on the keyboard and it will redirect to that site.
* Press S to stop P to play and N for next ten results B to go back to the previous 10 results.
How to use Speegle:
* Just type in your keywords in the normal way and press enter or click search.
* Ten results are listed and read out to you in order some may be skipped as they have no content or they have been to slow to contact.
* If you want to visit a page press the corresponding number on the keyboard and it will redirect to that site.
* Press S to stop P to play and N for next ten results B to go back to the previous 10 results.

GODISNOWHERE
What did u read ?
God is No Where or God is Now Here.
Just a beautiful way to say LIFE IS HOW U SEE IT
From: Anand.S @ Iflex solutions ( Bangalore )
God is No Where or God is Now Here.
Just a beautiful way to say LIFE IS HOW U SEE IT
From: Anand.S @ Iflex solutions ( Bangalore )
Today's SMS
Man: Bless me god
my son is a gambler
my girl is a drugaddict
& my wife alcoholic
God: Isn't there anything positive in ur life
Man: yes, i am HIV +
my son is a gambler
my girl is a drugaddict
& my wife alcoholic
God: Isn't there anything positive in ur life
Man: yes, i am HIV +
Today's CENTI......
Life has its ups and downs. sometimes the sunshines. sometimes the rain pours, but dont forget it takes both sun & rain to make a rainbow. HAVE A COLOURFUL LIFE
Today's SMS
After a deep passionate kiss, the girl whispers to the guy, kiss me once more like dat & i will b urs 4ever, the guy says " thanx 4 the WARNING! "
From : Diwakar @ Mindscape Computing ( Bangalore )
From : Diwakar @ Mindscape Computing ( Bangalore )
Thursday, May 19, 2005
Shortest LOVE story
A guy asks a girl " will u marry me".
She said " NO "
and the guy lived happily ever after..........
She said " NO "
and the guy lived happily ever after..........
Today's CENTI......
When god takes away something from your hand, dont think he's punishing u. He is merely emptying ur hand, for u 2 receive something better. keep trusting him.
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Today's SMS
When i was born the.... devil said : oh shit, another angel !
when u were born the.... devil said : "oh shit, competition"!!!
when u were born the.... devil said : "oh shit, competition"!!!
THIS IS REALLY INTERESTING EYE TEST
Try this,
Count the number of F's in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
Managed it?
Scroll down only after you have counted them!
How many?
Three?
Wrong, there are six - no joke!
Read again!
The reasoning is further down...
The brain cannot process the word "OF".
Count the number of F's in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
Managed it?
Scroll down only after you have counted them!
How many?
Three?
Wrong, there are six - no joke!
Read again!
The reasoning is further down...
The brain cannot process the word "OF".
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Today's FACT
scientists in US revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them lost all sense of reasoning, started talking nonsense, and couldn't drive.
To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them lost all sense of reasoning, started talking nonsense, and couldn't drive.
Today's SMS
I read in the newspaper that sending messages causes a radiation that is cancerous.
That is why i have decided to stop...............
reading newspapers !!
That is why i have decided to stop...............
reading newspapers !!
Just know it
In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop even your heart!
The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop even your heart!
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Today's SMS
Try this out in your mobile ! Go to write msg, activate dictionary & type
434680786709278464084630
From : Gnanaprakash @ Wipro ( Chennai )
Today's SMS
What men want:
A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!
A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!
Today's CENTI.....
Go & try to catch raindrops
the amount of drops u catch is the amount u miss me
the amount of drops u miss is the amount i miss u
the amount of drops u catch is the amount u miss me
the amount of drops u miss is the amount i miss u
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Today's SMS
winter comes again & again
summer comes again & again
but person like u never comes again & again
because god never make mistakes again & again
From : Nazim (9840158123 ) @ chennai
summer comes again & again
but person like u never comes again & again
because god never make mistakes again & again
From : Nazim (9840158123 ) @ chennai
Today's SMS
When people start to go away from you.........
nobody seems to come near you.................
and everyone ignores you......................
you must sit & think that its time 2 take bath
From : Pradeep ( 9841115480 ) @ Chennai
nobody seems to come near you.................
and everyone ignores you......................
you must sit & think that its time 2 take bath
From : Pradeep ( 9841115480 ) @ Chennai
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Today's SMS - Diwakar @ Mindscape computing ( Bangalore )
Boss : im giving u job as driver, Starting salary Rs 2000/- is it OK ?
Dave : starting salary is ok ..... but how much driving salary?....!!!!
Dave : starting salary is ok ..... but how much driving salary?....!!!!
Today's SMS
Always keep a photo of your girl friend in your purse
Look at it when you are in trouble
u'll feel that other problems are not as big as this one
Look at it when you are in trouble
u'll feel that other problems are not as big as this one
The essence of trust is not in its bind but in its bond
A little girl and her father were crossing a flimsy bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter:
"Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river."And the little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand."
"What's the difference?" asked the puzzled father.
"There is a big difference," replied the little girl.
"Dad, if I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go.But, if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."
In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind but in its bond.
"Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river."And the little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand."
"What's the difference?" asked the puzzled father.
"There is a big difference," replied the little girl.
"Dad, if I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go.But, if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."
In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind but in its bond.
Today's SMS
Question : Why doesnt law permit a man to marry a second woman ?
Answer : Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence !
Answer : Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence !
DOMINATED
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines -- one line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
The next time God looked, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines -- one line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
The next time God looked, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
God is watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
Today's SMS
Promise me we are true friends
u r the roof - i am the ground
u r the floor - i am the tiles
u r the sun - i am the rays
i am the tree - u r the monkey OK !?
u r the roof - i am the ground
u r the floor - i am the tiles
u r the sun - i am the rays
i am the tree - u r the monkey OK !?
Check ur SKILL
If you make a mistake you have to start over.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is stupid cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top...
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is stupid cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top...
Monday, May 09, 2005
Today's FACT
why do we close our eyes
when v PRAY , when v CRY , when v DREAM, when v KISS
- bcoz the most beautiful things in life r unseen & felt only by the heart !
when v PRAY , when v CRY , when v DREAM, when v KISS
- bcoz the most beautiful things in life r unseen & felt only by the heart !
Saturday, May 07, 2005
Today's SMS
Boy in a bank : Did any one drop a pile of money with a rubberband round it ?
Several ppl answered : I did
Boy : well. I found the rubber band
Several ppl answered : I did
Boy : well. I found the rubber band
Today's SMS
U fraud ! u stupid ! U cheat ! U idiot !
U nasty creature ! U dog ! U monkey !
U devil ! U donkey !
no matter
what people call u
u'll always be my sweetest friend forever
U nasty creature ! U dog ! U monkey !
U devil ! U donkey !
no matter
what people call u
u'll always be my sweetest friend forever
The new Trainee
A man joined a big Multi-National Company as a trainee.
On his first day he dialled the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded,
"You fool you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No", replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"
The man shouted back,
"And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No.", replied the Managing Director.
"Good!" replied the trainee and put down the phone!
On his first day he dialled the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded,
"You fool you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No", replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"
The man shouted back,
"And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No.", replied the Managing Director.
"Good!" replied the trainee and put down the phone!
Today's SMS
When i was SAD
u were with me........
when i was CRYING
u were with me........
when i was UNHAPPY
u were with me.......
now i understood that whenever u r with me i was in DEEP TROUBLE
u were with me........
when i was CRYING
u were with me........
when i was UNHAPPY
u were with me.......
now i understood that whenever u r with me i was in DEEP TROUBLE
Friday, May 06, 2005
Letter to God
A little boy wanted $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to forward it to the President of the United States as a joke.
The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $20 bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $20 bill, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:
"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the White House in Washington, DC .and those assholes deducted $30.00 in taxes.
The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $20 bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $20 bill, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:
"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the White House in Washington, DC .and those assholes deducted $30.00 in taxes.
Thursday, May 05, 2005
Today's FACT
Life is like having a cup of tea.
You sit by the side of the window, lift the cup and take a careless sip,
Only to realize, somebody forgot to put the sugar.
Too lazy to go for it you somehow struggle through the sugarless cup.
Until you discover undissolved sugar crystal sitting at the bottom...
.......That's Life
You sit by the side of the window, lift the cup and take a careless sip,
Only to realize, somebody forgot to put the sugar.
Too lazy to go for it you somehow struggle through the sugarless cup.
Until you discover undissolved sugar crystal sitting at the bottom...
.......That's Life
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
This is Globalization !!!
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.
That, my friends, is Globalization!!
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.
That, my friends, is Globalization!!
Today's SMS
When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u an eye specialist !!
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u an eye specialist !!
Today's FACT
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
Today's SMS
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards